If I hear or think of your name, I see you dancing in a diaper (no trolling, just being absolutely honest!^^), but reading this I have to admit - it at least sound a lot like you found a good way into a way more normal life. GZ
Even I would never wanted to get coached or massaged by you, could not take this serious due to the pictures that would be running in my head. :DD
Good luck for your future and thanks for the mentioned and lots of other similar moments - made me laugh again!^^
Make sure your kids will never get to see those videos!^^