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RE: Jerry Banfield walks into a bar...

in #joke-writing7 years ago (edited)

He orders for three glasses of star beer at once. He goes out and comes back after some seconds and place another order of three glasses of beer.
***Amazed by his action,the bartender advised him to get just a glass per order, but he explained. I have a brother in both Dubai and London and I am here in Nigeria, so it has been my custom to drink that way so as to remember how we used to sit together and drink. So I take a glass for myself, one for my brother in Dubai,and the other for my brother in London
***He made it habit and everyone knew him for that. But on a faithful monday evening, he came and demanded for two glasses.
***puzzled by the change, the bartender met him and said, I am so sorry for your loss friend. The man was a bit confused, after some minutes he burst into laughter and explained
***my brothers are all alive, just that I had decided to quit drinking.