A local man who owned a petrol station in county Kerry,Ireland was struggling financially and decided he needed to come up with a plan to attract more customers.
He ericted a sign by the road side which read 'FREE SEX WITH EVERY FILL UP*'
A few weeks later Paddy was driving to collect his father from the local pub on his way he noticed the sign outside the petrol station
' FREE SEX WITH EVERY FILL UP*'
he pushed on the breaks, stopped and went inside. He was told that if he spends 10 pounds or more he has a chance at winning some free sex. He buys the petrol and continues back to the cashier.
The cashier says
" Now pick a number between 1 and 10."
7 says Paddy
"hard luck" said the cashier "it was 8"
Paddy left disheartened but went on to the pub to collect his father.
His father got into the car and Paddy told him about the promotion in the petrol station which Paddy now suspected to be a fix.
His father told him reassuringly it wasn't a fix because his mother won it last week!!!