Tell A Joke, Get A Free Resteem
All these other resteem services out there charge you SBD or Steem to resteem your post. I will resteem your post as long as you tell a joke. That's it, tell a joke and get a resteem of your post to my 2887 followers!
SBD prizes added for Best joke and Worst joke!
I'm adding sbd prizes, I will give $0.20 sbd to the best joke and $0.10 sbd to the worst joke. So good or bad, just be the best! ;)
No upvoting, following, or resteeming this post required!
The Rules
#1 Tell a joke
#2 Drop you link into the comment box
Example of a valid entry
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
My post to resteem:
https://steemit.com/contest/@ilovepoorpeople/crazy-giphy-of-the-day-contest
That's it.... Tell a joke, get a free resteem!
I will get to the winner announcement tomorrow... I appreciate everyone's interest and this was a terrific game with lots of very funny jokes and great ressteems too! Thank you all :)
you received an up vote from danlupi with voting power of 91.75%. Estimated dollar amount of $5.25
Starting with some of my redneck buddy jokes ;)
What do you get when you have 21 rednecks in the same room?
A full set of teeth.
Here's a good resteem:
https://steemit.com/life/@beeyou/weekends-are-days-for-running-errands
Here's another one, funny!
What does a redneck do when his dishwasher stops working?
Slap her on the butt and tell her to get back to work.
And here's the post to resteem! :)
https://steemit.com/newbiegames/@newbiegames/newbiegames-featured-games-and-contests-for-week-22-play-and-win
Definitely resteemed for you... Good cause and funny joke too!
what kind of ghost has the best hearing? The eeriest.
https://steemit.com/naturephotography/@gaottantacinque/i-found-bambi-in-florida
lol... funny ... you always have the simple but funny ones!
Why was the cat sitting on your computer?
To keep an eye to the mouse.
meoowww🐈
lol... very good @sweetcha! :)
you received an up vote from danlupi with voting power of 94.02%. Estimated dollar amount of $4.18
Why did the farmer win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
My post to resteem:
https://steemit.com/blogs/@qtoptips/22-tips-to-get-more-traffic-to-your-blog-or-steemit-post
Thank you so much.
lol... good one and happy to resteem for you @qtoptips!
Thanks
¿Que hace una manguera en la carretera?
vendiendo mango o regando el otro lado de la carretera.
lol... entered @wilden... And if you want to send me 2 posts, I will be happy to resteem them to my followers for you.
¿porque el mosquito usa condon?
por si las moscas.
lol ... ingresó @wilden ... Y si quieres enviarme 2 publicaciones, estaré encantado de resintonizarlas a mis seguidores para ti.
A Higgs Boson particle walks into a church. The priest says, "You can't be in here! You don't have mass!"
My post to resteem:
https://steemit.com/contest/@phoenixwren/the-get-to-know-your-nature-photo-challenge
haha... good one @phoenixwren! Glad to resteem it for you :)
Thank you!
What is written on a dentist’s grave?
He’s filling his last cavity.
https://steemit.com/resteem/@la2410/free-resteem-and-upvote-service-to-590-followers
lol.... this is also both good and bad... congrats, you will be up for both awards ;) ... And resteemed :)
What do you get when you wake up on a workday and realize you ran out of coffee?
Answer : A depresso
My Newest Contest : I Will Pay To Resteem Your Post : Resteem Me Promotion !
https://steemit.com/newbiegames/@rentmoney/i-will-pay-to-resteem-your-post-resteem-me-promotion
lol... that one could be in both the good and the bad joke category! good one! And resteemed ;)
Husband was sick and visited the hospital with his wife, the Doctor called the wife into his office and told her "if you want your husband to live, give him 3 square meal everyday and good sex regularly"
On the couple's way back home, the husband asked what the Doctor said and she replied "The Doctor said you are going to die!".
My post to resteem:
https://steemit.com/dmania/@goldeng/when-you-needed-a-toy-to-play-with-but-there-isnt-any-around-lol-zg1hbmlh-mhorg
Thanks.
lol.... that might be a winner... :) ... Happy to resteem for you :)
Thanks so much
If you ever get cold, stand in the corner of a room for a while - They're usually 90 degrees. XD
https://steemit.com/travel/@gaottantacinque/sheffield-uk-photogallery
lol.. good one a little math humor is always funny! And happily resteemed for you too :)
Thank you so much for playing again! :)
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