Tell A Joke, Get A Free Resteem
All these other resteem services out there charge you SBD or Steem to resteem your post. I will resteem your post as long as you tell a joke. That's it, tell a joke and get a resteem of your post to my 2839 followers!
SBD prizes added for Best joke and Worst joke!
I'm adding sbd prizes, I will give $0.20 sbd to the best joke and $0.10 sbd to the worst joke. So good or bad, just be the best! ;)
No upvoting, following, or resteeming this post required!
The Rules
#1 Tell a joke
#2 Drop you link into the comment box
Example of a valid entry
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
My post to resteem: https://steemit.com/contest/@ilovepoorpeople/crazy-giphy-of-the-day-contest
That's it.... Tell a joke, get a free resteem!
Thanks again for this contest, it is helping our members get attention! Here is my joke and resteem!
What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?
The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
Post to resteem is:
https://steemit.com/contest/@beeyou/let-s-talk-retention
Funny joke and completely true! Lol... And I was very happy to resteem this for you for sure! Good post!
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I'll try
An oil sheik
says in a gallery:
I really admire Picasso.
There is nobody
who was able to sell oil
so expensive.
good entry and you can enter a link for me to resteem too! I'd be happy too do that for you :)
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you received an up vote from danlupi with voting power of 33.97%. Estimated dollar amount of $1.85
You got a 3.40% upvote from @emperorofnaps courtesy of @tzukhan!
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How does an attorney sleep?
First he lies on one side and then on the other.
LOL ... I love that one!
here is the post to resteem please :)
https://steemit.com/dustsweeper/@junebride/dust-sweeper-saves-dust-votes
hahaha... yes this one is very good... I hope we don't have any attorneys reading this ;)
And happy to resteem such a nice post!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?
After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
here's a good post to resteem:
https://steemit.com/life/@gjones15/even-the-most-courageous-among-us
hahaha... this is one of the funniest of the lawyer jokes! Very good :)
And resteemed!
you received an up vote from danlupi with voting power of 33.16%. Estimated dollar amount of $2.28
Here's another lawyer joke!
There are two kinds of lawyers: those who know the law and those who know the judge.
Here is a great post to resteem!
https://steemit.com/steem/@cryptkeeper17/pump-your-ico-mine-is-an-online-poker-site-with-a-beta-released
lol... good,not as good as the one right before this, but still true. And resteemed for you too :)
Sorry I have given up the spoken word for gif humor now, just kidding
A communist joke isn’t funny… … unless everyone gets it.
Where is your resteem? Funny joke, you are in the running... barely :P
hahaha... good one @cryptkeeper17... I notice you have quite the views on politics, I wonder if you are a former politician?
Why does nobody talk to circles?
Because there is no point!
Here is my resteem:
https://steemit.com/blog/@beeyou/perspective-on-steemit-as-a-user-and-investor
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Happy to resteem! and good point! (pun intended)
This one is funny (because I don't like lawyers) ;)
How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three. One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
And the post to resteem:
https://steemit.com/justbecause/@bashadow/my-steemit-newbie-resteem-post-week-18
Thank you, I thought it was funny.
You're welcome @bashadow! And great post as always... Happy to have it resteemed for you :)
Happy to resteem for you and very funny, you can't go wrong with lawyer jokes!
here you go:
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back. :)
Here's a good one to resteem:
https://steemit.com/newbieresteemday/@malloryblythe/contest-giving-away-at-least-24-sbd-worth-of-steembasicincome-shares-in-honor-of-curie-and-newbieresteemday
resteemed for you with pleasure! and lol... very funny joke!
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?
Accountants know they're boring.
Here's the post to resteem:
https://steemit.com/onthisday/@coolguy123/from-history-today-s-famous-birthdays-19-may-2018
You got this in, just in time! Good job and happy to resteem!
and another funny lawyer joke! :)
Here's my joke:
I'm going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstanding.
And my resteem is this:
https://steemit.com/minnowsupport/@cheneats/meet-and-greet-new-people-on-steemit
thank you again, love this!
Very good, I am outstanding too then! :)
And excellent post to resteem, happy to do it! Keep them coming!
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You got a 9.90% upvote from @minnowvotes courtesy of @ilovepoorpeople!
ok unleash, as I'm sure you are now aware... the new game will start tomorrow and I will post the results of this one too!
thank you very much, I look forward to it coming out! Your game is great for all of our members, so thanks for providing the resteems! :)
you received an up vote from danlupi with voting power of 32.87%. Estimated dollar amount of $2.28
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This post is closing today and I will be putting out a new game... Thanks for everyone that played and I look forward to the new game. I will be announcing the winners soon!
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Opportunity...
That's impossible. Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!
👍 Let's Get You Noticed - Steemit Tips Part 5
https://steemit.com/steem-help/@rentmoney/let-s-get-you-noticed-steemit-tips-part-5
lol... good one and so true actually! Very good and happily resteemed! :)
Thanks !
thank you and the new game will be out tomorrow :)
A doctor calls his patient and says: "The check you gave me for my bill came back". The patient replied: "So did my cold!"
My post to resteem:
https://steemit.com/ita/@jacksartori/treasure-hunter-english-il-cacciatore-di-tesori-ita-big-sbd-prize-usdusdusd-ep-3
haha... I wish that would work :P Good one! And happily resteemed for you :)
Please can one use picture
Yes you can use a picture if you like, that is perfectly fine @cuppcake!!!
When you see number 1 of an exam question and you have no idea what it means so you decide to attempt question 2 only to find out that you need reference from question1 to answer it.
My post to resteemhttps://steemit.com/colourchallenge/@cuppcake/colourchallenge-red-monday-some-mysteries-about-the-colour-red
haha... good joke and funny! Very happy to resteem for you and this was a very good one to do... Is that you in the red dress? Very nice post!
Yes thats me, and thank you so much for your sweetwords and resteem.
very pretty and you looked great in your dress! Nice post! And if you want any more posts resteemed, just tell another joke and I will be happy to do another resteem :)
Ok, just did another one...thanks
awesome! Keep them coming! :D
What disease do you get when you decorate for Christmas? .... Tinselitus!!
https://steemit.com/airdrop/@la2410/d7zfw-free-airdrops-8-new-airdrops-get-your-free-cryptocurrency-today
funny @la2410 :) ... I resteemed and happy to have you play!
My second entry. Hoping for winning worst joke xD
What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old ?
Aye matey
My new post link :
https://steemit.com/life/@aniketmore1925/ipl-cricket-match-with-brothers-2018-05-15-19-13-43
haha... it took me a few times to get it.... its actually very funny!!! :D
Happy to resteem and keep them coming!
Okay, so here's another one.
Sex is like a secret cult everybody belongs to but no one admits to it except for pregnant women.
Here's my post to resteem.https://steemit.com/farms/@cuppcake/monday-theme-ouch-something-s-hot-oh-it-s-pepper
ok @cuppcake, I will announce the winners tomorrow and the new game will also start tomorrow... good luck! ;)
hahaha... you are so right @cuppcake.... or so I've heard since I haven't ever had it! :P
Very good joke and happy to resteem this for you :)
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You got a 18.50% upvote from @minnowvotes courtesy of @ilovepoorpeople!
You got a 50.00% upvote from @redwhale thanks to @cryptkeeper17!
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thanks again @cryptkeeper17... are you using your wallet?
Why do dragons sleep during the day ?
So they can fight knights :D
Here is my post link :
https://steemit.com/zappl/@aniketmore1925/diving-and-relaxing
lol... very good, happy to see you back playing again! Remember that you can get a prize for the best or worst joke, so enter as many times as you like and with every joke comes a resteem! :)
And resteemed that for you :)
Ohh I see.
I will post another joke in this case :)
the new game will be out tomorrow, so check back during the week and I will also post the winner tomorrow!
Yeahh sure :)
This was very cool contest. Excited for next one too :D
yes keep posting! You always get a resteem with every new joke!
At a disco:
He: “Wow, what’s a cute girl like you doing in a corner all alone?”
She: “I had to fart.”
Please resteem: https://steemit.com/cryptocurrency/@altcoinfantasy/altcoin-fantasy-cryptocurrency-meets-fantasy-sports
haha... that's gotta chance... Now the question is, which category does it fit in? It could be interpreted both for the best and worst, depending on what the audience is! ;)
And happily resteemed for you!
Or how about this one.
Teacher: "Today's topic is reproduction..."
Me: "Ok sir!"
Teacher: "....so what's reproduction?"
Me: "today's topic"
Lol. I'm so petty.
There you go! Very good! You are owed a resteem, and the joke is entered too :D
haha, I would say it depends if the guy asking digged it! Lol.
exactly :P haha
Why did the football coach go to
the bank?
To get it's quarterback :D
https://steemit.com/security/@gaottantacinque/will-steemit-replace-stackoverflow-com-6d3de7a2e5b59