I'm not one to brag about my Press exposure but yes, it's true what they're saying in my local paper. I am selling my couch
Why do Nuns always wear the same thing? It's a habit.
you knew the backstreet boys were actually friends because when the one boy asks if hes ""sexual"" the rest of the boys all agree that he is
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just killed? Isaac Newton died a virgin
Dad: Don't be selfish. Let your brother use the sled half the time. Son: I do Dad. I use it going down the hill and he gets to use it coming up!
