When I was a kid, I had to quit the marching band based on my religious principles. I was a real tuba leaver back then.
What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino? 'ell if I know.
What do you call someone who sneezes doing cocaine? A snowblower
Man with a drippy dick. What did the man with a drippy dick say before he went to the bathroom? I'll be back in three shakes.
What do you call a person who's happy on a Monday? Unemployed.
