Make day funny (1355c)

in #joke8 years ago

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A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

My girlfriend starting putting a miniature Sylvester Stallone doll in the middle of the bed a few months ago Things have been a little rocky between us ever since

FBI responds to increased number of botched investigations resulting in civilian casualties By adding a new definition for ""botched"" to urban dictionary; successful

yells ""PARKOUR"" then strokes a dog the wrong way, the camera zooms in on the dogs face, he portrays mild annoyance

Piers Morgan has taken a very strong stance against guns, and who can blame him? If you had a gun, you'd shoot him too.

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