What happens when you drop a frying pan on a cake You get a pancake
How do you make a song better using cement? By remixing it.
The cool thing about shaving all my pubes off is that I get to see exactly what my penis looked like when I was first born.
My SO started smoking last night So I slowed down and applied some lube.
Yesterday I went to a temporary tattoo parlour to get a tattoo. After it wouldn't wash off this morning I went back to complain, but the tattoo parlour wasn't there.
