A neutron walks into a bar... and inquires how much a drink costs. The bartender replies, ""For you? No charge.""
How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.
Today I decided to burn a lot of calories... So I lit a fat kid on fire!!!
What do you call an impotent lizard? A reptile dysfunction
""So I was on a spaceship, and you were there, but it was not you, you know? Anyways..."" - MLK's less important dream
