Men mostly hate two words: 'not' and 'enough'... unless you say them together.
After shaking someone's hand, I like to maintain eye contact while applying hand sanitizer.
Knock Knock Who's there ! Brie ! Brie who ? Brie me my supper !
Your favorite Anti joke... go for those who don't know [anti joke Definition](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Anti-Joke)
Q. Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race? A. Because all his friends shout ""GO-RILLA!""
