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in #joke8 years ago

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Where do swashbuckling turds come from? A pirates booty

[doing standup] So I live in Kansas [hysterical laughter] That...that wasn't the joke

When you say, ""save me some nachos"" and I say, ""okay"" think Rose at the end of Titanic saying ""I'll never let go""..as she lets go.

Pornhub and Redtube have a meeting and the rest was all history.

I don't have a small penis... its just ""fun sized"".

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