What do you call three Make-a-Wish Foundation kids? A genie.
A woman always worries about the things that men forget and men always worry about the things women remember.
How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it!
The three most read words in the world: I? ?L?o?v?e? ?Y?o?u? ...NO! It's: ""Made in China.""
Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches? They always turn out to be sub par.
