""I propose a toast"" ""I propose a bagel."" ""Ya bagel, much better.""
WIFE: Dave's here HUSBAND: Dave from work or Dave who always wears scarves? ME: [from downstairs] I got caught in the ceiling fan again!
A Higgs Boson walks into a Church and is told to leave He says 'but you can't have mass without me!'
Spell Indian tent with two letters. TP.
What did the horse say when he fell over? ""Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up.""
