Why was afraid of ? Because !
What type of bee makes milk instead of honey? Boobees!!!
If you stop water with a dam... ...do you stop holy water with a goddamn? If you psychically stop holy water for a living, can you mind your own goddamn business? -&y (Yes i wrote that myself)
A Muslim, A Commie, and an Illegal Alien walk into a bar.. and the bartender says, ""what can I get you Mr. President?""
My friend says he needs to get hydrated immediately. Well, water you waiting for?!
