How to talk to a good girl and bad girl When you talk to a good girl, ask 'How are you?' When you talk to a bad girl, ask 'How much are you?'
How long does it take to tune a double bass? Nobody knows.
Two pedophiles in the park Two pedophiles sitting on a bench in the park, a 13 year old girl walks by. Says one to the other ""Hey, she really has let herself go over the years, hasn't she?""...
Have you heard of that movie Gravity? I heard it was... full of suspense
God is a sock He saves your sole
