How many idiots does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question. Idiots can't screw in lightbulbs regardless of help from other idiots.
I just lifted a couch to retrieve a Skittle that fell underneath it, so I get you Moms that lift cars to rescue children, I get you.
Why are giraffes slow to apologize? It takes them a long time to swallow their pride
Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't know the words.
How do you propose to a stoner? Marriage, you wanna?
