They found a hole in the wall at the University's girl's locker room. The police are looking into it.
You know what the problem is with dating a white girl with a mixed baby? The kid never spends the weekend at their dad's house. **I'll just see myself out**
So there I was, balls deep in a jar of mayonnaise. When I said to myself, ""Self..."" ""I shoulda made a sandwich first.""
So I was doing research on WWII. The Americans were winning the war with flying colors. And by that of course, I mean the Tuskegee Airmen.
Me: ""The only person I need in my life is you."" Bartender: ""Please stop trying to hold my hand.""
