Make day funny (3257c)

in #joke6 years ago

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If you're still undecided on a certain tattoo, try it out first on your baby.

Him: So what are you into? Me: *thinking of the newspaper cutouts of Justin Trudeau all over my bedroom walls and ceiling* Politics.

What would you call Benedict Cumberbatch if he was dating a giraffe? The Neck-Romancer

I hate jokes about disabled people They can't even stand up for themselves

What if Harambe was shot by a time traveler trying to prevent Planet of the Apes

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