I like my rape jokes how I like my rape victims... Not taken seriously.
I cast a spell on a girl today and it actually worked! I focused in on the girl and said ""Virginus Protectus."" It worked because she walked away with a terrified look on her face.
Two guys walk into a bar One guy says, 'I'd like some H2O.' The other guy says, 'I'd like some H2O, too.' The second guy died. The bartender is a chemist.
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I told my boss I'm calling in sick today. He said, ""You can't do that when you're already here."" Is that true you guys?
