Horse walks into a bar Bartender says: ""Why the long face?""...... Horse responds: ""Because my drinking problem is tearing my family apart.""
NSFW What do jesus and girls have in common? The expression on their faces when they got nailed.
Kanye West at the Sistine Chapel, amazed that it was painted by a Ninja Turtle.
Apparently women like tall men as it makes them feel protected. That's probably why men like thin women, so they can see predators sneaking up behind the women.
What do you call a man who supports women's sports? A sports brah
