What does a prostitute ask a man with his mouthful? Come again?
I think I'll vote the NSA for president... ...because at least they'll listen to the voters even after the election.
(NEW YEARS) what did the rabbi say on New year's. ""f#ck that, happy **Jew** years!!""
Your momma... Your momma is so fat when she gets into the elevator it HAS to go down
Why did the skeleton not attend prom? He had no body to go with.
