Make day funny (4201t)

in #joke8 years ago

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Whats it called when batman leaves church early? Christian Bale

So they're coming out with a new $10 bill featuring a woman. But it's only worth $7.70.

I'm not a shout it from the rooftops kind of person, but I'll write it on a post-it and leave it lying around for people to see.

If an indoor shooting range is burning, what does one scream to inform them?

[hears baby crying in the next room] ""It's ok, I'll go."" [gets in car & goes to a motel]

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