Did you hear about the guy with two wooden legs who's house burnt down? He fell on his ash.
Why do Chinese workers work so hard? Because their companies are always short-staffed.
Why are they giving Lance Armstrong a hard time about doping???... Going to the moon is very scary shit!!!
One of my favourite things is Pork Souvlaki on a Pita But it's hard to get the animal rights activists to stay still
What do you get when you mash up an avagadro? Guacamole.
