Hey.. What do you call a really good taco? ...Juan-derful
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalotapus
How many /r/jokes reposts does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Apparently a lot, because that lightbulb still isn't screwed in.
Asked a friend if the hotel in town was hiring. ""I don't know, I bet you could check into it, though.""
Great slogan for an abortion clinic... No Fetus Will Beat Us!
