No wonder Jared lost weight... He doesn't like footlongs.
My favorite part about the debate tonight!!! Was at the end...when it ended...and it was over.
If gay marriage is wrong, then why did we have four fathers?
What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes? A leperd
""Oh great. Another puppy."" - Sarah McLachlan's friends at Christmas
