Make day funny (4946m)

in #joke7 years ago

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Donald Trump is raping the republican party unlike the female body, the GOP has no power to shut it down.

cop: ""can you point at which zebra it was"" zebra: ""ha good luck we all look the same"" me: [points at zebra wearing my sunglasses] ""that one""

What do you get when you cross a pig with a tree A porcupine

Why do people say ""fat people are lazy""? Fat people get themselves food, I'm skinny because I'm too lazy to get myself food.

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