Make day funny (5136h)

in #joke6 years ago

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel peace prize? Because he was outstanding in his field!

Saw an attractive Muslim girl the other day.... ""Was she sunni?"" ""Nah, shi-ite""

What's good about Switzerland? Not much, but the flag is a big plus.

Is it okay to hate a certain race? I can run a 5k pretty well but these 10ks are killing me.

I always blurt out, ""SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND"" in my best Al Pacino Scarface accent when I stand next to a stranger at a urinal.

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