
Trying nofap for just 7 days... ... and it already gets really hard.
The toy inside my McDonald's Apathy Meal is just a lump of gray plastic and an instruction sheet that says ""Whatever. This job sucks.""
What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch? 30 minutes.
What's black and sits on top of a staircase? Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The longer you play with it, the harder it gets.
