I made a device that lets me hear diseases. Hearing cancer is great and all, but hearing AIDS sucks.
So my freind told me he works at a music store. Sounds fun
I just ordered a set of dumbbells, so that'll be a fun new thing to trip over while I search for the remote.
Why wasn't I able to see the instruction manual? Because the instructions were clear.
What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand? They think long and hard before they touch weiner.
You have a minor misspelling in the following sentence:
It should be friend instead of freind.