Everything men know about women [ ]
The Energizer bunny is dead... Someone put the batteries in backwards and he died of sexual exhaustion.
How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving
What is the difference between the deflate gate controversy and my wife? Only one shows an interest in the balls.
A man asked his wife ""what would you do if i won the lottery?"" She said ""take half and leave your ass."" ""Good,"" he replied. I won twelve dollars, here's six, now get out.""
