What do you call a Communist Mexican? A Gaucho Marxist
What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW? ... I don't have a new BMW in my garage.
What is the speed limit of sex? 68, because any faster and you'll flip over and eat it.
Change cant be given to you every time, you must bring the change - great lines said by Mr.Jamil, bus conductor now read again
Hate when I forget to grab a towel before I shower and have to dry off by doing karate in the mirror for 3 hours
