The human body can survive three weeks without food, three days without water but only three hours without wifi.
What is the cutest car? A BM-cuddle-U
What do you call someone that goes down on both genders? Bilingual.
If Thom Yorke and Emily Haines hooked up... ...would it be called radiometric dating?
Comedy Club I sent a comedy club my resume. They looked at it for a second, and laughed their asses off. I thought it was a good sign. I never heard back. Now I work in Corporate America.
