If someone on this sub discovers a new type of rock they should name it something funny. Amirite?
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? Haloumi!
The problem with the world today is that intelligent people are too smart to have children.
Did you know that Lorena Bobbit was originally from Russia? Her given name was Lorena Cutyourcockoff.
Did you hear about the haunted burlesque theater? Things went bump and grind in the night.
