Don't you hate it when someone answers their own question? I do.
When does 2-1=0 ? When you're talking about choices.
I bet the first mohawk was created by a guy trying to even out his sideburns.
Sorry to text you so late but can your dog come over?
I blamed being late for work on Rush Hour... The next day I blamed it on Rush Hour 2 (Original credit goes to @murrman5 on twitter)