A musician always closed his eyes when he sang. When asked, he replied, ""I can't bear to see people suffering.""
Did you hear about the guy that was born without ears? Neither did he.
I see right through Caitlin Jenner Because she's trans-parent
Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice? Just tell me ""enjoy the diarrhea"" and I'll move along.
Incest... When you hit a little too close to home
