Sir, there is a complaint filed against you. You called the prime minister a whore... OK. Who filed the complaint, prime minister or the whore?
When a woman asks me how long I can last in bed I tell her it depends on how long someone brings me food and water but probably years.
How do you cut a Emo sandwich? Trick question, it cuts itself.
A snake walks into a bar And the bartender yells, ""How the fuck did you just walk in here?!""
Have you read the book ""100-mile Horse Trek"" Who wrote it? Major Bumsore
