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in #joke7 years ago

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Where does the 3D shape go when it murders someone? Prism

The poorest man can be rich if he gets a bunch of money.

I told my wife we are all reincarnated, but MUST come back as a different creature. She said she wanted to come back as a cow..... .... then I said: ""You obviously haven't been listening"".

What is the punishment for bigamy? Two wives.

What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot? A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...

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Cowardly idiot, why not pick on a whale? Why are you trying to harm Steemit? We don't live in a utopia, investors in Steemit need to make a profit or there will be no incentive to be here. You are worse than Pol Pot!

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