Did you hear the joke about a feminist? That isn't funny.
What was the under-appreciated, often-exploited kitchen contractor's complaint? I'm always taken for granite!
If my wife were a car, she'd be a Ferrari. I paid through the nose for it but only take it out for a spin maybe once a month. ... Also, I wish I had a Ferrari.
Confucius say man who at night have scratchy bottom have at morning smelly fingers
A man walks into a therapist's with just clingfilm around his waist therapist says, ""I can clearly see you're nuts"".
