Coworker: You're so condescending and arrogant. Me: They mean the same thing so you didn't need to say both.
how do you get pikachu onto a bus You Pokemon
the 10,000 hours rule is simpley not true i hav said ""helo bird"" to a bird for over 10,000 hours but i still cam't talk to birds
What do you call an Egyptian back-doctor? A Cairo-practor.
I read the following headline in the paper today: ""Woman Beats Off Attacker""