Make day funny (6932j)

in #joke6 years ago

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What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self? A Cellfie

Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter? Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

Did you hear about that new jewish barista? Hebrews coffee

What do you call a woman that doesn't make me a sandwich? An ambulance.

Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta away!

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