What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A hoarse horse!
I almost crashed into the semi in front of me while I was looking at a hot construction worker. That would've been an embarrassing obituary.
Sarah Palin bought up all of Alaska's pancake mix She's trying to keep her son from battering women
We had to put my horse down. After he escaped from the barn, the veterinarian said he was too unstable.
The Night's Watch can ramp up the number of new recruits by... ...ditching its archaic name in favour of something hip like Snow Patrol.
