Always amazed when I see people slip guns into the back of their pants. How is that comfortable? How do you not get a weapon wedgie?
You never realize how boring life is until someone asks you what you like to do for fun.
Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium? He tripped a fan
And in conclusion, may I say that black robe is very slimming on you, Your Honor. And I've never seen a bigger gavel.
I'm leaving for London tomorrow. It's going to be really weird Tweeting from the left hand side of the road.
