Why can't a blonde count to 70? Cause 69 is mouth full.
What's the best way to throw-up ?? Put a finger deep in your mouth and another one on your ass, if it still not working, inverse the fingers.
Seahawks on the Super Bowl Hey, so are you guys wanting to win the Super Bowl? Nah, we'll pass.
Whenever I see a sign saying Fine Jewelry I think to myself, it's probably had enough warnings, why not just arrest it.
To all the men out there without ponytails: What are you afraid of? SUCCESS???
