Why can Severus Snape never become a gardener His lilies always die
I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis.
Your mama so fat that NASA thought they found a new planet Dad stop it.
Two peanuts were walking down the street... And one was a salted
My doctor told me to drink 8 bottles of water a day I have to buy a case of bud light every 3 days now
