There was time in the old west A dog with three legs walks into a saloon, he slams open the doors, looks around at the startled patrons and asks, ""Anyone seen my PAW?""
Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny? Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.
What's the best thing about fucking a baby? You get both anal and deep throat at the same time.
What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.
I saw a squirrel bury a nut in my backyard today. I'm going to swap it for a grilled cheese sandwich and blow his mind.
