Looks like I'm going to need to have the ""drug talk"" with my daughter because this ecstasy she sold me is NOT working.
Pacquiao wanted the fight to take place in the Philippines, but Mayweather insisted on Las Vegas. I guess he likes his venues just like he likes his violence...Domestic.
So a midget psychic broke out of jail the other day... the headlines read ""small medium at large""
The ex wife once told me her greatest fantasy was kneeling in front of me while I spurted all over her. She never mentioned it was my blood.
Why did the Cell Tower Cafe get bad reviews? Because the service was horrible.
