Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? Just the people who were in charge of that decision.
To smell good while aboard the ISS, astronauts wear ... Old Space.
i think ive gone insane. i cut off my nose. nothing makes scents anymore.
Oh my god, killer snails are after us. Walk. Walk for your lives.
A nurse goes to the bank As she is about to sign her name on the deposit slip she pulls out a rectul thermometer, ""awww crap some asshole has my pen.""
