[Knock knock] Who's there? Allah. Allah who? #***ALLAHU AKBAR*** [everything explodes]
Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there what are you taking for it? Pupil: I don't know teacher. What will you give me?
Robot Doctor. Robot Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Robot Doctor: ""1"".
What was Hitler's favorite battery? The nein volt
When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts? During Black Friday.
