Make day funny (8697f)

in #joke8 years ago

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Why is there an eject button on the DVD remote? I still have to get up and take the disc out. It's like having a remote to open the fridge.

What did the saucer say to the teacup? You have a hot bottom.

Without context, where would we be? Joke is the title. If you don't get it, think about it a bit.

You want to know the only thing wrong with rap music? It doesn't have a C in front of it.

Where do you buy Pikmin from? The Oli-Mart

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